F.U.

Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you I say.
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you I pray.
You, I say, should be fucked by me,
for you are
Pamela Anderson


*claps and applaudes come from everywhere*

Thankyou, thankyou. Aghh you are too kind. Is that rose for me?

Im guess you couldnt find another way to spend 5 minutes. Go fucking masturbate or something. Theres so much porn to choose from online!

2/10

That reminds me of a poem i wrote about porn.

Porn

My dear friend, I must concur,
Porn is like sweet nectar
Porn is awesome
Porn is great
I have porn on every plate!

1.5/10

The Man Who Never Slept

The man who never slept
was the man who never ate
was the man who never breathed the silent air
The man who never slept
was never tired
for the man who never slept
was stuck in a truck-driver's tire
But how do you ask did this occur?
I have no idea good sir.

0.000000000000000001/10

>_> You have no respect for true art.

This from a guy who can't play guitar for shit. :lol:

:lol: True that ^

ghey peom

Stop masturbating while typing, you'll be more coherent ;)

stfu ffs

Oh snap son. :ninja: :ninja:

No, no being coherent fucks up your writing. Its the lack of sense and drug abuse that brings well written and genius literature to the table.

gfunk is the homo of the century

"gfunk is the homo of the century"
Only gay ppl say stuff like that.

I knew you'd come back! You forgot your masturbation manual.

I stole it. Mwhahahaha.

uh huh :oops:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The sun is yellow
And so are your teeth. :ninja: :ninja:

Good you caught on little DJ.

I made another poem.

"Purple Sweater'

I wear a purple sweater
It makes me feel better
When it gets cold
And I have to blow my load

Oh woe is our poor G-funk
The thing that comes
out of his mouth is junk,
Just go and do some sums.
And leave us to dance to funk....

Jimbo was a man
He lived in a van

http://thegtacenter.com/index.php?showtopic=910&hl=

I'm sorry to say but my poems are a bit beyond the average LTE post.

...non-sense.

Sarcasm.

Stop posting links to the LTE, a spam forum is a spam forum, not only a Spam thread.

If you are looking for something, its a lot easier to find the thread than to go and search through that thing.

A new one.

Bacon-

I want some bacon
I ain't faking
I want some bacon
And some eggs
Mmmm

I met a girl on saturday,
she goes by the name of Georgia,
then we danced the night away,
after I kissed sweet Georgia,
then I get molested by a cute sexay,
But then a taxi came for Georgia,
An' I didn't see her again, Oh jay,
How I miss talking to sweet Georgia...

You both really really suck at rhyming.

Really, just don't even bother trying.

Why don't you go to starbucks get some maple flavoured coffee and be a haiku writing motherfucker. :ninja: :ninja:

joining the heat now aren't ya?

hit the gym will ya