Dammit. Wrong place to make a game. Transfer this to nonsense zone.

What you do is you do like this:

EX:

I wish I could fuck a cow

then another person goes along wtih something that contradicts the person above:

Granted, but the cow was a bisexual.

Like that.

This is a new thread of it.


I WISH GTA 4 WAS OUT!!!!!!!!!!

Granted, but your disc is scratched to hell. (Like that?)

yeah. you can make a new wish too

Sorry, fergot

I wish GTA: LCS was out for PS2.

Granted, but I just shit on your PS2.

I wish I had jamillions of dollars.

Granted, but they are all Chinese bills!

I wish I had a New Computer..

Granted, but I pissed on your mouse.

I wish I was potty trained when I was younger.

Granted but whoever trained you was retarded.

I wish I had a Mercedez Benz

Granted, but I forgot to wear my diapers and ended up shitting all over the interior.

I wish I had a jet pack.

Granted but it isnt real!

I wish I had GTA 4 for the PC.

Granted but it won't run on your PC.

I wish I was a girl. :lol:

Granted, but you have two peni.

I wish JFK was shot in the leg.

Granted, but he died of a heart attack just afterwards.

I wish I was having sex right now.

Granted, But it is a guy.

I wish i could play Hitman Blood Money.

I remember making this thread in XGTA..
Anyways.

Granted but you have too play it in reality, and get sent too jail.

I wish i had amazing rifle skills again ( Shit on that Mini-me! ) in Medal of Honor Spearhead.

Granted, But you dont have any gun to sniper with!

I wish The Matrix was real, and I was in it!

Granted but Mr.Smith just cloned YOU!!! :P

I wish Tommy Vercetti kick CJ's ass. :P

Granted, but Tommy's foot got stuck.

I wish I had Driver Parallel Lines.

Granted but your CD/DVD got attached too the wall perminantly by my uber-nuclear powers.

I wish GTAC had every good smiley on earth.

Granted, but all the smiley's took the form of pink dildos.

I wish I wasn't addicted to sunflower seeds.

Granted but they're good for you.

I wish I had a hot babe with me right now. ^_^

Granted but shes a Goat.

I wish i was a breast.

Granted but you have cancer.

I wish I has super powerz

granted but you can only use them during one second of the day.

I wish I didn't ever have to sleep.

Granted but now you cant sleep, and every second of sleep gets you $1,000.

I wish i got raped by the girl of my dreams ( Even though technicly not possible, cause rape is simpily un-wanted sex... we will call it rape ).

Granted but your dick doesn't want to come out of her cunt.

I wish america was called gregoviaishcivichabitch

Granted but we forgot how to spell it.

I wish My San Andreas could run faster.

Granted but it runs too fast.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

Granted but the new law is Tall people can't drink or smoke. :ph43r: :ph43r:

I wish I would never have to see my cousin ever again.

Granted, but now you're blind.

I wish my grass were Emo, so it would cut itself.

Granted, but it keeps you up at night talking about how depressed it is.

I wish I was loved by all women.

Granted, but your head shape scared them off

I wish i was rich

Granted but all that money turned you gay.

I wish I could design an awsome game.

Granted but the game idea was stolen.


I wish my dad bought that Camaro.

Granted but then he sold it for a row-boat.

I wish i always got first post.

Granted, but the forum you posted on is dead.

I wish Jack Thompson would give up on the video game thing...

Granted, but then he moved on to porn.

I wish Amanda would leave her B/f and go out with me.

Granted but she had a sex change.

I wish I was Daft punk. :ph43r: :ph43r:

Granted but only after he started being a Mormon.

I wish i could listen too cool songs all day, and that all the songs rocked.

Granted, but then the RIAA busted you.


I wish I had a Trans Am.